Uranus Swallows Pluto!
Pluto, that crazy little planet known for how little we know about it, isn't.
It's been demoted to a dwarf-planet since the International Astronomical Union adopted new criteria for planet classification, after intense pressure by the Incredulous Lobby of Vague People for Uranus, or ILOVEPU for short.
The feud between the two celestial orbs came to a head when Pluto reportedly proposed that he would tremendously enjoy having a nice sniff around Uranus' airspace. Uranus, understandably, accused Pluto of untoward behavior, to which Pluto replied that to be curious of Uranus' airspace was only in his nature and was certainly not meant personally.
Pluto has officially registered a complaint with the Intergalactic Little Planets Association and is considering a lawsuit on charges of discrimination and infantile humour.
My apologies to Walt Disney.
It's been demoted to a dwarf-planet since the International Astronomical Union adopted new criteria for planet classification, after intense pressure by the Incredulous Lobby of Vague People for Uranus, or ILOVEPU for short.
The feud between the two celestial orbs came to a head when Pluto reportedly proposed that he would tremendously enjoy having a nice sniff around Uranus' airspace. Uranus, understandably, accused Pluto of untoward behavior, to which Pluto replied that to be curious of Uranus' airspace was only in his nature and was certainly not meant personally.
Pluto has officially registered a complaint with the Intergalactic Little Planets Association and is considering a lawsuit on charges of discrimination and infantile humour.
My apologies to Walt Disney.
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2:27 PMa little sniff around uranus! ha ha ha bah ha ha ahhhhh.....
natasha
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