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And Now, Your Moment Of Reason

I thought I'd stick with former US Presidents for a while (the US being currently without one):
"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
-Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to John Adams, April 17, 1823

Maybe one day, a descendant of Peter Jackson will produce the movie spectacular of the century - 'The Lord Of All Things' - done in three parts. Part one is the old testament, part two is the new, and part three would be the forget-about-the-other-two-testaments testament, written by a 6 year girl in Namibia who suddenly realized she had good common sense and subsequently used it. After it's publication, the people were so impressed that they decided to start taking children seriously.

It'll be the blockbuster of summer, 2150. Watch for it.

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